A Holiday created by angry
White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several
extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This
two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with
NBC's asinine television scheduling.
On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:
1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf
eggs, and hides
said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.
Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every
five childhood deaths in North America each year.
Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I
mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that
crazy Werewolf
shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
