Earny Cracker

A person that is mean to only one specific race.

He is a mean Earny Cracker.

by Daniel Miers September 15, 2011

EaryDayImTrollin

'EaryDayImTrollin is a professional internet troller who appears on multiple websites and is paid to communicate on websites with noobs in order to broden their knoweldge on basic info smart people already know. He doesn't take shit from shit and isnt afraid to scrap for crap. His favorite quotes and catch lines are "COME AT ME BRO" and "IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN!." They are known to reside in Oklahoma, US but no one knows the real origins of them because they're a BAMF and are like a secret agent. The only website they don't troll is Wikipedia (That includes every porn site online) and so urban dictionary loves them and keeps this page running at top notch apple ipod platinum degree.'

GUY 1: Dude, I totally ran into EaryDayImTrollin online today!

GUY 2: Really? No way!

GUY 1: Yea, he totally looked at me and said "COME AT ME BRO!"

by earydayimtrollin October 7, 2011

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

by meckox November 20, 2016

earlygrab

Grabbing your skateboard by the nose, rail, or tail in preparation to do an aerial while still riding across the flats.

"That kookjust did another earlygrab in the kiddie bowl."

by ankowai April 20, 2017

Early Dick

Having sex before going out on the town.

Leaving work early to go get some.
Kind of like a noon'er.

BP: What time are we going out?
HB: I need to finish up and get some early dick.
BP: So five minutes after you get home.
HB: Going for the extra 30, 7 minutes.
BP: Ok, get the early dick but don't forget to double up that shit tonight!

by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 22, 2017

Early Onset Hypothermia

AKA EOH. When you are so damn cold it hurts.

Sweet Mother of God I wish I would have used a jacket. I think I have Early Onset Hypothermia.

by ACSprain771995 November 26, 2017

Early Childhood Educator

The forgotten Stepchild of the school board.

“Wow I didn’t know you were the ECE(Early Childhood Educator) I thought you were the teacher.”

“Wow you’re such a great ECE(Early Childhood Educator) why didn’t you become a teacher.”

“ECE’s(Early Childhood Educator) should really get paid more, you do the same thing as me” -Teacher

by The Forgotten Stepchild June 19, 2018