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parkway drive

Quite possibly the finest band to ever grace this earth.
Thier latest album "Horizons" is so full of kick ass-ness that when you listen to it in your car, it induces a rage, that can only be cured by driving fast and reckless, thus said, fighting will surfice!
"WOW i was aweful close to that civillian motorist while driving recklessly, i'd best exceed the speed limit by at least 100km/h so incase of a collision i am injured badly and thus cant be arrested"

"After listining to parkway drive the erge to fight is maximised.
lets hit town, yeah?"
by ebn izkejre March 18, 2008
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driveshaft

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.
Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.
by Vlad the Impaler May 19, 2006
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Polish Drive-By

When one drive's past one's relative with out any acknowledgement by either party.
Miro: We are almost at Anna's

Ryan: Slow down guy, I think that's your parents.

Miro: I can't wait to see her.

Ryan: Dude! You just pulled a polish drive-by on your parents.
by kroon78 October 28, 2010
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Cleveland Bus Driver

An uppercut punch, particularly when delivered to a woman who has crossed the line and needs to be put into her place. The punch is delivered with a sweeping blow that begins at the floor, ends at the ceiling, and catches the offender's chin somewhere in between.
The b**** wouldn't quit cussing me and hitting me, so I had to give her a cleveland bus driver to show her I meant business.
by JustaFella November 15, 2012
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Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."
by DJ Captain Airplane April 19, 2010
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drive like a dan

the act of driving like a fucktard. Usually involves crashing into lamp posts outside of Green Hope, clapping to songs while taking turns, and looking ugly; any who sucks terrible balls at driving a v8 lincoln
Hey alex, weren't you in the car with dan? yeah he hit that pole. he drives like a dan. Dude don't drive like a dan.
by mattpoopyhead March 30, 2009
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drive-by chat

When someone initiates sending an instant message chat then never replies to your reply
My older relatives occasionally hit me with drive-by chats on Facebook too! If only all Baby Boomers would learn that chatting is meant to be conversational and not one-way like a postcard.
by TheInfovore June 11, 2010
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