liquid diet

Drinking large amounts of alcohol on an empty stomach.

J: "Dude, I've had 6 beers and I didn't eat dinner tonight."
A: "You're on a liquid diet bro."

by Jeremizzle April 26, 2006

Stoner Diet

Being on a Stoner diet is when all you eat is boxed foods such as cereal, hot pockets, waffles, and cup of noodles.

Hot pockets HAVE to be Ham and Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza flavored. Waffles HAVE to be Eggo. Cup of Noodles has to be shrimp flavored. And cereal has to be made by kellogs. If you follow these rules your on a stoner diet.

by DJ TomiK November 13, 2009

Diet pills

Diet pills are pills, taken like Advil or Tylenol, that supposedly increase your metabolism and burn more calories. Some diet pills get over people's psychological block that is holding them back from losing weight but the ones that really do work on your metabolism have been proven to be dangerous. Countless investigations by government agencies and high-ranking officials to private investigators have looked into the world of diet pills resulting in lawsuits, damage reports and in some cases the pressing of criminal charges.

A famous example of a diet pill and a famous model for it would be TrimSpa and Anna Nicole Smith respectively. Smith appeared in several advertisements for the diet pill ranging from television commercials, radio commercials and other forms of marketing. Her death was not related to consumption of TrimSpa.

Kim's taking diet pills? Wow, that's about the most desperate thing she's ever done.

by Sid Barrett August 2, 2007

Diet Coke

An object that looks very sexy in the hands of certain gorgeous 21-year-old boys.

Most of these boys enjoy: dressing as large pencils, killing sea monkeys, and doing inappropriate things to certain brown-haired, supermegafoxyawesomehot puppies.

I love Diet Coke and pink sunglasses.

by CrissColferIsOn July 25, 2011

Five Minute Miracle Diet

1. To take a dump; poop
2. What to say when "blowing mud" is not appropriate

"The coffee's starting to work; time for my Five Minute Miracle Diet."

by Bravochimp July 28, 2004

Carbon Free Diet

A new diet that promotes the benefits of completely removing carbon and carbon derivatives from a person's diet.

This diet is limited to purified water, breathing clean air and limited tactile contact with carbon.

Wow, Calista Flockhart is looking skinnier and skinnier. She must be on that carbon free diet.

by Pete DiMaio June 26, 2009

atkins diet

A diet, invented by a certain person I know called Atkins. The premise of the diet is that vegans are lower on the food chain than other humans, and hence should be eaten.

Steve just ate another vegan.

by Jesus Christ March 11, 2004