Anti-Videogame Crusader Jack Thompson
by Bradcore November 06, 2005
Someone who refuses to medical help they require, even if it affects others around them and relationships they have.
Someone who makes a lot of strange sound effect noises, for no reason every single day, or every time you see them.
Someone who actually thinks bad things or problems will magically go away if they are ignored and/or put off long enough.
Someone who'd rather live with the pain, discomfort, and inconveniences, of having a hernia (including making the significant other suffer indefinatley, each day going by an insult), even if it means no intercourse, rather than having the outpatient surgery and having a rich, full, normal sex life.
In short, anyone who doesn't see their overabundance of agrrogance, rudeness, stubborness, lameness, cowardice, or insensitivity, even though they exhibit those qualities to the max on a regular to extreme basis.
It feeds off of pride, fear, and selfishness.
Someone who makes a lot of strange sound effect noises, for no reason every single day, or every time you see them.
Someone who actually thinks bad things or problems will magically go away if they are ignored and/or put off long enough.
Someone who'd rather live with the pain, discomfort, and inconveniences, of having a hernia (including making the significant other suffer indefinatley, each day going by an insult), even if it means no intercourse, rather than having the outpatient surgery and having a rich, full, normal sex life.
In short, anyone who doesn't see their overabundance of agrrogance, rudeness, stubborness, lameness, cowardice, or insensitivity, even though they exhibit those qualities to the max on a regular to extreme basis.
It feeds off of pride, fear, and selfishness.
These definitions are very close to that of asshole, jackass, dick, and fucker.
The major difference is that the douchebag isn't usually one to commit douchebaggary out of blatent evil intentions.
The major difference is that the douchebag isn't usually one to commit douchebaggary out of blatent evil intentions.
by ladynez420 July 29, 2009
A person who thinks too highly of themselves and are just asking to be smashed into realising what a retard they actually are.
Day of a douchebag: finishes playing on the computer at 5am to gel up hair until 7am.
Waits for mum to finish making breakfast, eats, goes to train stop.
Acts emo on train and acts important by rolling eyes at anyone who tried to talk to him.
At school:Gets beaten up infront of everyone.
After school: Still acts as if he is on top of everyone else.
Waits for mum to finish making breakfast, eats, goes to train stop.
Acts emo on train and acts important by rolling eyes at anyone who tried to talk to him.
At school:Gets beaten up infront of everyone.
After school: Still acts as if he is on top of everyone else.
by pissedoff! March 30, 2009
those little bags you find in the bathroom of every Italian hotel next to things that look like a sink except it's for your butt.
Matt: hey what are those little plastic bags next the toilet-sink thingy and the bar of soap that says intimate cleanser on it
Ryan: Oh, those are douchebags
Matt: Awesome
Ryan: Oh, those are douchebags
Matt: Awesome
by Mister Pinecone April 13, 2009
A person who plays xbox live (or any other gaming system) at two in the morning just to insult other people playing in addition to constantly using the word bro while doing so
Wow Jimmy and Liam are douchebags when they play Halo because the are always teabagging other players.
by glozz44 May 26, 2009
A person, who uses urbandictionary.com to write negative vulgar definitions of people's names based on the bad experience he/she had with them. Oh and douchebags can't spell
by lifesvr February 04, 2010
A person in a cubicle environment surrounded by overwork staffers, who daily feels the need to talk loudly on the phone to his family and friends, and also to schedule such things as home repair, phone service, vacations and rental cars. Also known to talk loudly with food in their mouth, and scrape to death the bottom of a cup of yogurt.
by DisgruntledStaffer June 10, 2005