Dorito Tear

When your penis is so large that it tears a women's vagina/mouth/anus open like a bag of doritos.

What happened to Dominic's mom?

She invited me over for some cookies and i ended up giving her Dorito tear.

by Americanjap June 18, 2011

Dorito Sauce

The smell of rancid, musty, stank ass nacho cheese Doritos.

*sniff* DANG BRO *sniff* YOU STANK LIKE DORITO SAUCE

by Mr. Blanton November 23, 2021

dorito flaps

Those small, triangular flaps of flesh that some unfortunate small breasted women have.

"Yo, check out Christina's thick booty."

"Yeah, but she sporting Dorito flaps up top, that's a hard pass."

by Scottynaughtybody June 4, 2023

Dorito

The worst preforming processor / "chip" that will operate in a given Motherboard or Computer system.

Only relevant for non-monolithic Computers (i.e. systems have options for different processors), and where the absolute worst was picked.

The Term comes from the singular of "Doritos" a popular triangle shaped snack chip, that while tasty, do not actually run computer code.

The Term was made famous in the song "It's All About the Pentiums" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?

by mpheyse February 25, 2023

Emperor Angry Dorito

Term of endearment for Donald Trump used by a close friend of George Conway and repeated multiple times on Twitter.

Emperor Angry Dorito™ cracks me up too.

by Tmiyyy February 21, 2023

BBQ Dorito

1.) The second best doritos chips known to mankind.
2.) Bloody diarrhea.

guy 1: "Hey man, guess what i got at the store!"
guy 2: "What?"
guy 1: "BBQ Doritos!"

guy 3: "Ugh, I had a BBQ Dorito yesterday."
guy 4: "That 'otta suck."

by an Oklahoma October 18, 2023

inverted dorito

A shape of something, like a patch of hair, referencing an upward facing Dorito similar to an equilateral triangle.

I shave my armpits into inverted Doritos. It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight.

by Mmmmagick man April 6, 2023