Social Distancing

Staying a minimum of 6ft away for safety purposes.
“Get 6ft away or 6ft under

“If you’re close enough to read this, you’re close enough to taste my sneezes”

“Please maintain a minimum of 2m distance for your safety.”

“I only bite when people invade my personal space.”

“If you can smell my farts, you’re social distancing wrong”
by MotherofMangos November 15, 2020
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long distance relationslump

The toll on a couple normally kept apart by distance, now further separated by travel restrictions.
Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
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internipplary distance

She had pretty wide set boobs, I bet her internipplary distance is bigger than average.
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internipplary distance

She had pretty wide set boobs, I bet her internipplary distance is bigger than average.
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within shoveling distance

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.
“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”
by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 21, 2021
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