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relationslump 

When a girl says she likes you, and only you... A lot but she doesn't want to date you or anyone else because she's afraid when she's done with high school/college she's going to leave the state or country and she'll never see you again and doesn't want a long distance relationship.
Guy 1: yo *guy 2*! You going out with that one girl yet?

Guy2: nope... She's in a relationslump...

Guy 1: oh snap! I feel you man, that's lame as hell man.
relationslump by Steammmmyy January 13, 2014
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long distance relationslump 

The toll on a couple normally kept apart by distance, now further separated by travel restrictions.
Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.

relationslut

A relationslut is a person who is incapable of surviving life as a single. A relationslut is characterised by an over-willingness to settle for any lifeform with two legs and a pulse. They can often be located in cheap pubs and under damp bridges, dissecting what went wrong with the previous relationship. Habits include confiding in nearly every stranger who passes by, in hope of receiving an illuminating piece of advice that will instantaneously solve all self-created problems.
Did you hear about Ian's fifth girlfriend this year? It's not even cuff-season and he just got together with Nicole's sister. He's such a relationslut!
relationslut by iMoosker March 28, 2016

Relationslip 

1) A relationship entered too quickly or without enough forethought; further reflection leads to regret and sometimes panic.

2) A time when you suspect your partner is spending too much time out with friends, feeding egos or insecurities at bars or other meat markets (i.e., the beginning of the end).
Pablo sighed with relief, hanging up the phone after breaking the relationslip he'd committed after only two sexually charged dates.

Larry realized he was in the midst of a relationslip when Kiko stopped answering her cellphone every time she was out with friends.
Relationslip by robzilla November 28, 2005

Relationsleep 

😴 the state of being connected to any form of sleep.
😴 Naps and I are in a RELATIONSLEEP
Relationsleep by ClassicRonnie October 1, 2022

relationsimp 

Relationsimp can be used to describe a relationship which was achieved through “simping
•“Sam really simped hard to get with Becky, I guess you can call that a relationsimp. HAHAHAH”

•”Relationsimps rarely workout at all, he’s always treating her like a queen, and nothing gets reciprocated.”
relationsimp by nooobsters June 3, 2020

Relationsleep 

😴 The state of being connected to any form of sleep.
😴 Having that special bond with sleep.
😴 Naps and I are in aRELATIONSLEEP
😴 My alarm always breaks up myRELATIONSLEEP
Relationsleep by ClassicRonnie November 19, 2022