A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.
Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"
Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"
Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"
Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"
Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"
by Oblivicho February 15, 2015
Asian person, who doesn't speak very good english. Also little asian food places are called Ding Mau's
by Duece Five Tres February 15, 2008
The universal word for all situations in life. It can be used to express happiness, or being aggressive. It can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, etc. However, mostly related to banging someone or something. People that use this term are usually sex gods, supreme douchebags, or hermaphrodites with a sense of humor. If you use this word, fuck yeah you know you're one crazy motherfucker.
"Hey man, how did it go last night with that hot chick?"
"Bro, I was ding-singing. I ding-singed her so hard we put a hole through the wall."
"Hey son, how was your testicle examination?"
"Ding-sing dad"
"Wow! That's great son! Im very ding-sing'd for you"
"Im gonna ding-sing the living shit out of you."
"Bro, I was ding-singing. I ding-singed her so hard we put a hole through the wall."
"Hey son, how was your testicle examination?"
"Ding-sing dad"
"Wow! That's great son! Im very ding-sing'd for you"
"Im gonna ding-sing the living shit out of you."
by hinglingmaster August 02, 2014
A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items used in daily life. And also for a light beverage.
Person 1: Can you pass me a widge ding?
Person 2: I will happily pass you a porcelain cup of hot coffee I’ve just prepared.
Person 1: Have you got a widge ding?
Person 2: ‘Dog passes bone’
Person 2: I will happily pass you a porcelain cup of hot coffee I’ve just prepared.
Person 1: Have you got a widge ding?
Person 2: ‘Dog passes bone’
by Maxx Sensitive April 29, 2021
A term used to describe the white etched ring that appears just above the label on beer bottles. It is caused by the bottles knocking together while contained in a beer box. This phenomena was first noticed by the Germans around 1947 and the phrase almost defeated "Deutsche Mark" as the name for the common German currency.
by traybay February 11, 2010
by Blolhoware youH November 29, 2022