weapon of mass destruction

a dildo or strap on

Brett found a weapon of mass destruction in this guys top drawer

by shari March 10, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

A fat ass chode

"They declared Chris's chode a weapon of ass destruction on May 14, 2001"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

mutually assured destruction

'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.

Jack 'n' Jill we mutually assured that i have a gigantic penis!

by Jack Tha Rippa September 3, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

What the US Armed Forces went into Iraq looking for thinking that somehow they were going to diffuse a problem. The fact of the matter is that they just dont get that there will always be struggles in that part of the world because it dates back to Jesus times.

"Some peoples way of thinking is a weapon of mass destruction."

by This Guy November 22, 2003

Destruction through Construction

The act of diminishing or destroying the original meaning or purpose of an entity (be it individual, location, building, group, etc) during the act of building it up (building up the image, adding to the building, adding more rules to a group, etc). Not to be confused with hype, which is the building up of expectation.

Guy 1: “Man the club used to be so fun, now its just a drag, what happened?”
Guy 2: “Destruction through construction, id say it happened when that one guy came in and added all those rules.”

by Jacob Mei April 21, 2010

destructikon

{noun} a being created for the sole destruction of the planet Earth and the eradication of all human life. Thought by many to be the second coming of the Anti-Christ, though the destructikon is a product of science and not divinity. Rumored to have been developed by black ops U.S. funding to counter Russia's newest genome project. His physical capabilities are off of the charts due to strenuous genetic reassigning. It is estimated that he can level an entire metropolitan city in a matter of minutes. Current status of destructikon is unknown, as he went AWAL from an army facility at Fort Detrick, MD in 2003.

1. It's all fun and games until destructikon rolls into town.

by Rogue Cell July 11, 2010

Destructions

A booklet, sometimes written in several languages, that details in confusing terms how to assemble something.

I used the destructions to put the entertainment center together and now the TV won't fit in it.

by AtticusJ July 6, 2016