john deere

run with the best piss on the rest

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by jerid hert February 2, 2004

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Red Deer

place. Small Canadian city nestled between oil wells gushing rich prosperity onto the upturned faces of the throngs of happy citizens who have a tendency to thank God and vote slightly right wing. Rebels hockey rules in winter. Swatting flying bugs rules in summer. Dinosaurs are under the ground but they are deep enough that nobody gets hurt.

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Do you feel like going to Red Deer this weekend?

No. Not really.

by gnostic1 December 11, 2011

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John Deere

A man or boy who tries to wheel the girl you are currently wheeling

Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn

by Some Guy18905 March 19, 2013

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Deer Island Drop

A scat fetish sexual position. A woman lies on her back and extends her legs up towards the ceiling and then spreads her legs apart as wide as she can. Her man will then step into the

" V " created by her legs and put his anus directly over her vagina and will then defecate directly into her vagina. If he has vaginal sex with her right after the deposit, this is called a Massachusetts Mudbowl.

Similar to two lesbians scissoring but the guy poops right into her pussy making a Deer Island Drop. Deer island is the waste water treatment plant for Boston.

by Bobby Bou July 9, 2010

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deer jerkying

When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.

Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!

by Porndexter November 18, 2014

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