Drain the Poison

An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are "backed up" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.

Dude I can't think straight right now, all these females in leggings are messing with my head. I need to go home and drain the poison".

by joedrums September 26, 2015

Delaine

Meaning to love, hate and respect all at once.
Coming from the German tight rope walking entertainer of the 1800s, Delaine was adored by many, envied by most and hated by her fellow entertainers because she always stole the show - thus gaining respect as a performer.
Delaine is the essence of being able to be loved, hated and respected all at once.

Mary is the CEO of a multinational company, she rescues orphans from third world countries and has a perfect set of teeth. Gawd, can she get more Delaine?

Josef declared war on the materialistic society he once called home. Once a high earning banker, he now collects cans to clean up our streets and interact with those less fortune, his life has become so Delained.

Jesus, if you open that door to the Jehovahs one more time you'll be cruisin for a bruisin. What, do you think you're the next Delaine er something?

by HonestJuice March 16, 2009

Impregnate the drain

The act of jacking off in the shower.

I took a shower last night and it took me 20 mins to impregnate the drain.

by LeMarcus June 23, 2006

Herp-a-Derpin'

The act of doing something uncalled for, and or stupid, that relates nothing to the matter at hand.

Guy #1: Yo bro! Did you go to that concert last night?
Guy#2: Yeah! Fo Sho!
Girl: Hey guys! Do you wanna sign my petition to take soda out of the vending machine?!
Both Guys: Girl. Leave us alone, and quit Herp-a-Derpin'

by tkomast3r77 May 24, 2011

Derping along

1. To go about one's business.

2. To zone out and/or get lost in your own thoughts so gaze drifts.

I was derping along the other day and then WHAM, I got hit by a bus.

by rabydanimal February 26, 2011

Derin Suer

Derin Suer is so good at swimming that he fucking outran a tiger in a pool. He also gets all the girls

Derin Suer is a full grown fucker but he is shorter then Elon Musk.

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** February 20, 2022

get your stones drained

euphemism for achieving an orgasm and subsequent sexual discharge of semen, whether by copulating or through an act of fellatio - hence draining the testicles

I hope you get your stones drained on your hot date tonight

by antiquebaker July 31, 2008