Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

Johnny Depp Someone So Hard

When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.

Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

Or

“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.

by DefinitelyNotElon October 7, 2023

Depp Protocol

When one is forced to choose between two women and chooses the second because if they truly liked/loved the first, there wouldn't be a second. Derived from a Johnny Depp quote.

-Dude, I have two girls chasing me.
-Initiate the Depp Protocol.
-Yep. Go for the second. Got it.

by The Tactical Traffic Cop June 7, 2014

DEPPS

Drink, eat, poo, pee, sleep - all basic needs in one word

Primitive people are only interested in DEPPS

by iwilladd September 25, 2018

Johnny Depp

When you smoke so much weed that you walk like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Woah dude... Clark got so smoked last night that he Johnny Depped all the way back to his house.

by Yoipman5000 April 4, 2019

Johnny Depp creepy

When one is creepy and pedophile-like. Originated from the movie Into The Woods

"He's creepy. I mean, not like Johnny Depp creepy, but..."

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Depp

Narcissistic manchild who refuses to except responsibility for his actions.

1: You hear what he did? Went out and bought a fucking doberman while I was at work, without even consulting me!
2: Your husband sounds like a real Depp!

by Boston Dudeist January 13, 2023