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Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.
Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!
by Otter Girl April 24, 2010
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Johnny Depp Someone So Hard

When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.
Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

Or

“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.
by DefinitelyNotElon October 7, 2023
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depp

German for 'idiot.' Confirmed as meaning 'idiot' on Urban Dictionary in 2004 (by someone famous of the name). In 2022 ''you're such a depp'' may be used to imply it's totally OK to cavity search a woman for drugs, insert a bottle into her body, admit all that and text people about killing her then fucking her burnt corpse, yet claim to be a victim of abuse and then be somehow able to miraculously perform concerts in a rock band across the globe as a 'traumatised' victim who absolutely had not used this case to destroy his ex through a smear campaign and relaunch his 'career' this week (25 May 2022).
'Misogynist' isn't a strong enough word! What a total DEPP!'
by Not-a-DEPP May 31, 2022
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Jhonny Depp

Person 1: Yo dude you know Jhonny Depp

person 2: Yeah, the god that put that bitch Amber Heard to shame.
by "QWERTY" January 6, 2024
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DEPPS

Drink, eat, poo, pee, sleep - all basic needs in one word
Primitive people are only interested in DEPPS
by iwilladd September 25, 2018
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Lily Rose Depp

One of the most beautiful models ever imaginable. She is so pretty, it hurts. And she is for WOMEN only.
"Lily Rose Depp is a coquette queen!"
by AJOWNEISKWJQBWIOSBZIW192938203 February 16, 2024
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Duke Depp

A hot fine🥵 man that makes Willy Wonka TikToks and is funny.
Person: Hey do you know duke depp.
Random person: No.
by duke'swife May 7, 2021
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