Declapitated

It is only used in a few circumstances when someone gets clapped so hard that their head comes off (a different way to say decapitated)

Reques: I declapitated bonquisha yesterday
Jason:ok I totally wasn't listening

Jason (whispering):yo dudes I think we got a 187 I'm going in tho

by Sometrash June 6, 2020

Declan

the epitome of large penis.

~hey what’s your name?
-hi i’m Declan
~oh you must have a very sizable penis
-of course it is the epitome of large penises

by dilf96 July 30, 2020

Deklan

Is a really short, usually brown haired kid. His girlfriend is usually taller than him. But he is really stupid and makes lots of dumb mistakes. But he’s really skinny and has lots of muscles

How he can lift a lots he is such a deklan.

by anonymous November 1, 2021

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

self deblaced

a person feels like a mess or distress

Pas told Dee yesterday, that she felt self deblaced

by DeePas14 January 6, 2015

Ned's Declassified

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

by Magic Balls June 10, 2008

deflating

when you smoke so much pot all you want to do is fall asleep.

guy 1: god dammit, we shouldn't have smoked those seven bowls, i'm deflating.

guy 2: i'm gonna go home and go to sleep.

by tricks355 July 20, 2010