Deacon

Deacon is a huge simp who likes to simp over Karens

1: God is that a Deacon
2: Yeah he is simping over karens

by anonymous September 15, 2020

deacon

British slang for the penis.

"You'd fancy a shag? Let's ask The Deacon what he thinks about that."

by David McTavish Jr. June 20, 2006

Deactivated

A person who has had sexual intercourse, but is no longer sexually "active." A person have not has sexual intercourse for at least six months to be considered "deactivated."

When filling out medical records you wonder where is the box referring to those who have not had sexual intercourse in so long the can't remember the last time. This is comparable for shoe shopping. You want to purchase the shoes, but you haven't used your credit card in so long it is now "deactivated"

by bisley January 15, 2009

Delacerda

A shady asskissing mother fucker who pretends to be cool to your face but will willingly stab anyone in the back just to make himself look better.

I hate people who are delacerda's.

by Goat April 4, 2005

dejaculation

the act of frequently masturbating to the extent of dehydration or the inability to produce anymore siemen through the expelling liquids such as sweat and siemen

i got so dejaculated (past tense of dejaculation) last week my dad rushed me to the hospital to get some fluids in me

by nikkkkkkkkkkkkkk October 30, 2012

Deacism

Deacism is the theory that nature just likes messing with the human race. It was coined to explain why the common theory of Darwinism or Natural selection, repeatedly, does not hold true for humans as it does for other animal species.

Your friend proved himself to be a product of Deacism by sticking his tongue in a light socket.

by Mad_pyro February 11, 2009

dalacey

A brilliant, talented, charismatic girl that is a true friend through think and thin. She’ll “wow” you with her talents and never cease to amaze you.

“Look at Dalacey on the stage! It’s like she belongs there! I can’t keep my eyes off of her!”

by jewellmarie1 April 23, 2018