decafitate

The sudden urge to poo that is instigated by the consumption of coffee or other caffeine based products.

Ie: to caffeinate oneself and then immediately deficate. Decafitate.

This morning, I drank a double espresso, then I decafitated.

by Trumpleton Parpsworth November 28, 2013

Decante

When you bang a hot girl and you tell your friends about it and want to play it kind of low key.

Nah, she wasn't that hot...she was just decante.

(Has Spanish origins but is a perversion of the real thing, decente, supposed to be pronounced with a really obnoxious southern accent)

by Heardbub May 10, 2017

Decap stars

Decap stars is an ironic enstars vine on insta by froggy_feels, it features any any enstars character thats under 17/18 making a orgasm face mostly, yuzuru,tori,mao and matoko

dude,everyone is probably gonna get fuked, you know there really 15/16 they migth look like there not, but they are

Dude is that decap stars?

Decap stars

by awesomeonionfan September 17, 2019

ultimate decaffeination

When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.

"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."

by Ashley Meeks August 16, 2008

Elise Decamp

if this is your name, you guaranteed have one of the Stankiest, fishiest, Vaginal regions on the planet. For the love of all things, SHOWER!!

Elise Decamp Smells like shit.

by Chamagic June 13, 2020

Spanned The Decade

When you have sex with someone who is 10 years older or younger then you.

Andy spanned the decade with that fat chick last.

by prizedflavor January 28, 2010

DECAN

Don't Even Care About Nothin

Youre not even gonna study for the test?
nah, man I'm DECAN

by tillyredenbocker November 25, 2010