Dutch Mouthbreather

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.

Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.

by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022

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Dutch Empire

The dutch basically colonized alot they colonized asia, africa, south america, and then some in new england but then they fucking collapsed so they're no longer a massive empire

bob: I like dutch empire
max: ok

by samuel1234a August 12, 2021

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Dutch clog

When you are having relations with your partner and you place your entire foot in their anal cavity

"Dave why you limping?"

"The other night I hurt my foot giving Edna a Dutch clog!"

by Phonejackson September 4, 2016

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dutch lasagna

when you attempt to give someone a dutch oven but push too hard and shart

"hey dude how's it going with your girlfriend?"

"it WAS going good but i accidentally gave her a dutch lasagna the other night and she dumped me."

by klompfaker5608 September 1, 2023

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Dutch Mitten

When you fart in your hand, cup it and palm someones face. A less extreme however very effective version of the Dutch Oven.

John was very upset after I Dutch Mittened him.

by JuniorLoz November 24, 2019

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Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.

At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."

by greatgazoo March 12, 2013

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