A show on Lifetime about a talking whale letting out her anger about her weight on small children and mentally disabled parents alike. The show takes place in a dance studio, where a white whale had managed to evolve to the point of being able to walk on land. The whale managed to find a dance studio to cower in and bemoan its fate. The dance instructor was working late hours, and saw the whale was in need of help, and took the whale under her wing.
The whale began to learn basic cognitive functions from the dance instructor. Less than a year later, the whale began to speak fluent English. It also spent the time learning dance moves, however it could not manipulate its enormous body to achieve such dexterous movements. When it was ready, it ate the dance instructor and inherited her position.
And so. the show records the whales efforts to teach children how to dance. It lashed out its anger at the smallest mishaps, unleashing her anger and traumatizing these children. The mothers watched, their simple minds unable to comprehend the cruelties their daughters face. When they did understand, the made a measly protest and were verbally assaulted by the whale. In front of there own children. It was decided that, upon the creation of the show, the only parents worthy of being on Dance Moms must have severe mental disabilities, so the none of them would have the common sense to withdraw their daughter and quit.
The whale began to learn basic cognitive functions from the dance instructor. Less than a year later, the whale began to speak fluent English. It also spent the time learning dance moves, however it could not manipulate its enormous body to achieve such dexterous movements. When it was ready, it ate the dance instructor and inherited her position.
And so. the show records the whales efforts to teach children how to dance. It lashed out its anger at the smallest mishaps, unleashing her anger and traumatizing these children. The mothers watched, their simple minds unable to comprehend the cruelties their daughters face. When they did understand, the made a measly protest and were verbally assaulted by the whale. In front of there own children. It was decided that, upon the creation of the show, the only parents worthy of being on Dance Moms must have severe mental disabilities, so the none of them would have the common sense to withdraw their daughter and quit.
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Get the Same old Song and dance mug.An amazingly great ska band from the 90s which was fronted by two great *shock* female singers.
They were formed by Tim Armstrong and Matt Freemanafter Operation Ivy disbanded but left shortley afterwords.
They broke up for a little while but re-united but haven't recorded anything in a few years.
They were formed by Tim Armstrong and Matt Freemanafter Operation Ivy disbanded but left shortley afterwords.
They broke up for a little while but re-united but haven't recorded anything in a few years.
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Get the Dance Hall Crashers mug.originally called the Wiggle Wobble, this dance consists of the alternate shaking of the shoulder and wiggling of the upper torso. It was created by The General, and is rumored to have the power to undo jinxes.
On December 31st, 2006, the "Wiggle Wobble" officially became the "Brak Dance" during DJ Brak's set where the synchronized execution of the Wiggle Wobble ensued.
It is most popular with snowboarders, ravers, and sometimes both.
On December 31st, 2006, the "Wiggle Wobble" officially became the "Brak Dance" during DJ Brak's set where the synchronized execution of the Wiggle Wobble ensued.
It is most popular with snowboarders, ravers, and sometimes both.
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Yeah, I saw everyone do the Brak Dance, it was fucking magical!
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you and/or your team sitting up and down on ones body to indicate that you just stuck your jewels in ones mouth and supremely owned him.
you and/or your team sitting up and down on ones body to indicate that you just stuck your jewels in ones mouth and supremely owned him.
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Get the Blood On The Dance Floor mug.A slang word used to describe a person of the female gender that becomes naked on command from the waist up for an audience that pays her with $1-$100 bills. More often than not, the dancer will become undressed to music from the late 80's and early 90's, with various dance and hip-hop moves thrown in just to confuse and excite the male gender.
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