Diesel McMan

adj. word referring to something that is all that is man. used to describe something manly/huge/awesome. borderline arnold-like. can be added to words to make new, more manly words.

1) John Rambo went on a diesel mcman killing spree in Rambo First Blood: Part 2. he killed around 80 people himself

2) Rambo then ate a diesel mcmanwich, which consisted of 3 pounds of turkey(that he hunted), greasy bacon, nails, a beehive filled with bees, and lava-sauce.

3) Kevin Garnett unleashed a diesel mcman roar when he dunked over lebron james. every baby in the TD banknorth garden was blinded, made deaf, or suffered paralysis from the blast.

by hyaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!! January 3, 2008

devestment

A reverse investment. To stupidly purchase tangible or paper assets at the top of the market. To act as a human sheep and follow the masses in popular speculative buying.

My bartender says gold is going to $5000 an ounce. I think this could be a good devestment like the real estate he sold us.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Dies Reets

Un-Control-able Diarrhea

Squirting Diarrhea

I need to run home, i got dies reets.

by tbrees9 November 12, 2009

Davesome

To be particularly awesome and named Dave, or David, or lil' Davey.

You are particularly Davesome!

by Nicholas Joseph April 17, 2011

Diesel cucumber

When performing oral activities so extreme, the penis acts as a plunger, causes the person giving oral to have trajectoral vomit and then proceed to eat it off the stomach of the other person.

-Dude, how was you night last night?!
-dude, it was good. I gave her the diesel cucumber.

by Shlongdong January 13, 2015

Digestive Roulette

This phrase refers to a British game played by gentlemen for bants, involving two or more participants. Each participant must make a fine brew of what is only acceptable to which is tea. A McVitie's Digestive is then selected to dunk into one's own tea no further than half way, for those who can dunk the longest and pull out the Digestive in tact and consume it is classed as the winner. One pot of tea per round until either tea is all consumed or packet of Digestives. Tea must be hot to qualify a challenge equal to the oppenents for parity.

Basil: I say old chap, Is it five o clock yet?

Granville: Indeed it is! I'll put the kettle on. Did you bring the Digestives?

Basil: Well it wouldn't be Digestive Roulette if I didn't!

Granville: Don't tell Barbara she'll have my guts for garters!

by Singh_Bains_Jatt August 2, 2017

Davesplaining

When a Dave tells you all about a subject and is completely wrong despite being an 'expert'

Your father wouldn't stop Davesplaining at Christmas dinner.

by Platinumjam April 22, 2018