Dislexic

These are bitches that can't spell to save their lives they also find it extremely hard to send a text since not even auto correct can make out what the fuck they just type overall they just a mence to society and the education system.

Pov texing with a dislexic cunt
"Hwy whst atr toy doyng "
Hi nm just chilling wbu?
"Dame watvhind some jetflyf"
-like what the actual fuck are you say ?

by mrsBrentFaiyaz June 26, 2023

Dislexiczism

True definition of Alyssa

Alyssa has Dislexiczism

by Bigboybaseball19 August 1, 2025

dyslex-heimers

A cross between alzheimers & dyslexia, where the little that you remember is all mixed up.

I have been aflected with Dyslex-heimers since I entered the business world.

by H Kopciak August 26, 2008

dyslextext

The condition or act of answering texts in the wrong order causing confusion and irritation to your confusable and irritable co-workers and friends.

To Friend: Hey wanna hangout Tuesday night?

From Friend: Sure what time?

From Friend: Btw how's the new job?

To Friend: Job is pretty cool so far. Can you go Tuesday?

From Friend: I already told you I could go out! Didn't you get my reply?

To Friend: Sorry...I've got dyslextext.

by yowaldo May 24, 2010

dyslexicly

Reading, saying, typing, or thinking something in a way that a Dyslexic might do. For example: Reading "Taylor Swift" as "Saylor Twift" or getting left and right or east and west mixed up.

"The address is 1631 East Bridle Street. Sorry, I meant 1361 East Bridle Street. I read that dyslexicly." dyslexic dyslexia lysdexic dylsexia

by ScarlettaFermatta December 28, 2014

dyslexic fingers

When ones brain can easily spell the desired word but whilst typing ones fingers FUCK IT UP!!

Oh ym god I vahe so tog dyslexic fingers rihtg now!!

by Schlongfacelots May 3, 2016

Doslexic

Being unabile to read due to drinking too many Dos Equis.

Nicole couldn't read anymore- she had become doslexic.

by Avgvst January 26, 2017