dextin

A really cool , funny, loving person that is a nerd with a lot of money and likes Weird Al

Dextin is my bff

by chandlerwuzhere November 26, 2017

Dexter

The act of killing someone. Word based off of the Showtime series Dexter, where we follow a serial killer and his exploits.

"I can't believe she cheated on me, I'm gonna Dexter that b*tch."

"You just got Dextered fool"

by Luketrocity December 17, 2008

Dexedrine

'medication' for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Brand name for dextroamphetamine sulfate.

by Bennah August 4, 2003

Dexy's Midnight Mumbler

A Dexy's Midnight Mumbler is a person trying to lip sync the words of Dexy's Midnight Runner's classic hit "Come On Eileen"

Nobody knows the words to Come on Eileen, not even Dexy's Midnight Runners, and they wrote the stupid song.

But 1am at a retro disc, lights down, notice how everyone on the dance floor seems to know the words ..... match perfect?

Here's the real lyrics .........

"Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's, take off everything
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please"

And if you turned off the music suddenly, this is what you would hear from the Dexy's Midnight Mumbler .....

"Come on Elieen ....... da da da I mean
come on yeah ..... everything
and that dress .... and that dress
come on yeah ...... oh Eileen .......... (you get the picture)

by El Craigo May 1, 2008

Dexted

Drunk texted. When you receive such a fucked up text, you KNOW it came from a drunk dialer.

Haha, no way! I just saw her out at the dive bar. You've been dexted yo.

by IvanaCock June 14, 2011

the case of charles dexter ward

One of HP Lovecraft's longest stories, and my personal favorite by him. Contains one of the best lines ever:

"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."

If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!

The Case of Charles Dexter Ward is a weird, trippy, intriguing story.

by kevhanel August 8, 2006

dexter

the coolest kid ever! Very awesome has a great taste in music. And is the greatest person to be around. Hes also freaking gorgeous.

There is only one good dexter. Thats dexter mcgrew. hehe

by steve the crack whore April 23, 2009