CUSTOMED

Chinglish for "customized"

I have little to none English knowledge and now instead of 'CUSTOMIZED' our customers can see' CUSTOMED' in the UI, which raises eyebrows.

by FerKO December 10, 2019

Customer Logic

Throwing all reasoning out the window and being the stupidest fucking moron you can humanly be.

It operates under three basic principles:

1. Complete lack of accountability (even actively refusing to take any)
2. Complete lack of empathy (i.e. sociopathic behavior)
3. Unwarranted self importance (i.e. severe narcissism)

Formal logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: if you park on No Parkin areas, you get a parking ticket.

Customer logic:
Premise 1: person parks on No Parking area.
Premise 2: person gets a parking ticket.
Conclusion: OMG IT WAS JUST A FUCKING MINUTE I WILL GO TO THE NEAREST STARBUCKS TO DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THEIR MANAGER AND ASK FOR FREE LATTES FOR LIFE BECAUSE THEY SHOULD'VE TOTALLY WARNED ME ABOUT IT AND WILL SUE EVERYONE BECAUSE MY PARKING TICKET IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT.

by MrDanteSesma December 16, 2019

customer service machine

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day

Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!

by Michael CSM September 7, 2020

Customousigotic

When lung disease mutates into a rat with rabies

Person 1: Did you here Dave got customousigotic?
Homeless man: Who are you why are you here

by SirBlameson November 7, 2020

CustomCat

a chad with a beautiful mellow voice

Omg did you hear CustomCat on VC last night? I came 💦💦

by CustomDog292 March 9, 2021

Customly

A different way of saying the English word "Custom" to make it fit in a sentence for proper grammar.

"My car was Customly built"

by GamperPug June 6, 2021

customwoodburningsiutt

A hot person. They are funny and sexy asf

“customwoodburningsiutt just liked my post” “WHAT IM SO JEALOUS”

by customwoodburningsiutt lover July 6, 2021