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Pumpkin Carver 

{having anal sex with a guy without using lube}
Adrian:Yo yo why is that dude walking so strangely
Chloe: He got rammed last night by a pumpkin carver.
Adrian: Damn, those pumpkin carvers have no mercy
Pumpkin Carver by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018
A combination of the states of being frustrated, annoyed, angry, disheartened. A term that originated in the 2010s in North West England; specifically in Blackpool.
'I bet she's cured, I heard she lost her phone in Mingos'
cured by N dog December 8, 2016

Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.
"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.
Carve your pumpkin by rarganCCS October 29, 2012

curved dick 

the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best
John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)
Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

furi curent 

it s a romanian slang and it s used in the context when someone dont know shit about the subject in case
Someone : yo i think the universe it s not infinite and we live in a society full of jews
me : shut up bro, furi curent !
furi curent by cesices July 7, 2020