Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.

"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.

by rarganCCS October 29, 2012

curved dick

the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best

John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast

by tityboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 29, 2014

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

furi curent

it s a romanian slang and it s used in the context when someone dont know shit about the subject in case

Someone : yo i think the universe it s not infinite and we live in a society full of jews
me : shut up bro, furi curent !

by cesices July 7, 2020

the death cure

The third book in the Maze Runner Series. Home to the infamous page 250

Fan: Oh, yeah, what book are you reading
Reader: The Death Cure
Fan: It’s a good book... I recommend skipping page 250
Reader: Why
Fan:(sobs hysterically)

by Cobbie January 11, 2018

trailer park Corvette

A trailer park Corvette is a late 1970's to early 1980's Pontiac Firebird or Chevrolet Camaro. These are the most undesirable years for these vehicles hence they make a very cheap addition even to a household with the most fincancial mismanagement, aka white trash welfare sponges. If these fine examples of American technology actually crank, they will typically run on 6 of 8 cylinders. Don't expect to find a catalytic convertor on these straight-piped beauties.

Billy Hutto just bought himself a 1982 'bird. It smokes like a crack whore at a Baptist convention and the title is questionable at best. He sure has a fine trailer park Corvette. It's a shame that his kids won't get to enjoy since DHR took them away. He seemed to think that Lucas motor oil treatment was more important than shoes for school.

by Gary Vitalis February 1, 2007

Curiel

One of the COOLEST and RAREST last names to exist. If you have this last name you should be proud to be a Curiel. Some of the sexiest Curiel's live in California.

Girl 1: That boy is so hot.
Girl 2: Yeah! He must be a Curiel.

by NoM4m3s February 19, 2021