Guyfriend's Curse

From an ancient Roman Proverb, to mean "letting your female companion win, in order to make intercourse with her at a later point."

I have a mad case of the Guyfriend's Curse...I let her win at Guitar Hero so I could bang her later.

by Roman-Guy June 16, 2010

curse of sex

tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)

joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Irish Curse

A very small penis. A baby corn. A baby dick. A bottle cap. A Cocktail Weiner.

I was born in Boston, Mass which is perhaps the only state in the Union where being stricken by The Irish Curse is not unusual.
-- from Martin Casella's Off-Broadway play, THE IRISH CURSE

by Kieran Riley March 9, 2010

Pirate's Curse

A phenomenon that occurs amongst those who pirate video games. Essentially once someone has a large library of pirated video games, they suddenly lose the urge to play anything from it or lose interest in games all together.

One can theorize that once something that is normally obtained via monetary means is stolen (especially in large quantities), it may lose its value to the person who initially stole it.

"Hay bro what's up, you look kind of down today?"
"I spent all night downloading 20TB of old retro games, and out of all of them none of which I have no desire to play."

"First, I think you got the pirate's curse. Second, why did you spend the entire night downloading games?"

by DarinNWolf September 6, 2020

Cursed image

Basically, an extremely disturbing image/drawing/photomontage/cgi that will haunt you and mess you up for a while. Usually consist of mixing two unmixable things or concepts and, once you see it, it can't be unseen

"wth did i just saw?"
Ah yes, cursed image

by Username that nobody uses October 28, 2021

The Curse of the Tumblogger

A curse that affects those who Blog on Tumblr. They stay on Tumblr, refreshing their dashboard in hopes of another post, until early morning hours. But when they finally go to bed, they are plagued with the thought of what their Night Blogging Tumblr Friends would be posting. They will not be able to sleep because of these thoughts and will wake up as sleep deprived zombies, but this is cured by another dose of Tumblr, which starts the cycle again.

Non-Tumblogger: Holy Shit, what happened to you?
Tumblogger: Need... Tumblr...
Non Tumblogger: DUDE WAKE UP
Tumblogger: Can't... Need... Tumblr... Dashboard... Night blogging... posts... funny...

Non-Tumblogger: WAKE UP
Non-Tumblogger 2: Leave him be, it's The Curse of the Tumblogger. He'll be fine once he gets on the computer.

by sanchow March 27, 2013

The Programmer's Curse

When learning a new language, unless your first working sample is "Hello World" you will be cursed and will struggle to use that language for anything useful.

I was learning Ruby on Rails but because I didn't start with a "Hello World" example, I've been struggling with it from Day One.

Bob: "Hey, Jim. I can't seem to understand why my Ruby on Rails project just won't work."
Jim: "Did you start with a basic "Hello World" example to show you understand the basics?"
Bob: "Heck no! Why would I waste my time."
Jim: <smh> "Well, good luck, Jim. You've cursed yourself with The Programmer's Curse.

by h4rper August 28, 2019