When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.
by hitlersashes December 9, 2019
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Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet
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Ejaculating in your wife, girl friend or bar whores under wear, folding them up, and placing them neatly back into her pantie drawer for a mid-week surprise.
Bro!, that hottie from the bar last night was a freak! I totally left her a crunch wrap supreme! She's gonna hate me by Wednesday!
by Rusty Gaggle-Butt June 28, 2010
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Colloquialism for the vagina; referring to the often pink parted cavity that is common to both the female genitalia and the large mollusc.
by Passdog December 9, 2008
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Ironically the people who use this term are the epitome of cancheesy. Thus creating such a lame term.
Ironically the people who use this term are the epitome of cancheesy. Thus creating such a lame term.
You mad cancheesy yo. Cancheesy nikkas
by Morgan2435 August 6, 2007
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Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!
by Bird Gang 😦 October 9, 2017
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