Carnal Cucumber

Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.

Example :

1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.

3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...

by Chilly Beef March 6, 2018

Cucumber prank

A silly act/prank that can be explained with 2 words:

Cucumber prank!

Your friend finds that his backpack is in the other side of the classroom, He asks: Where is my backpack! You say : Cucumber prank:)

by Martynas_Hu May 28, 2024

Cucumber Holder

A female or in some cases a male who has sex with tons of guys.

Derek Man, Jen and I have been doing so well lately..I think I'm gonna propose!

Josh Nah dude! Jen's a cucumber holder.

by Cake Salad August 2, 2016

Cucumbered

To help someone and then you get the raw end of the stick

I can’t believe how much he/she just royally cucumbered me right now.

by Lordweeksofben February 5, 2021

Cucumber

Rodrigo Prada Gutierrez is the king cucumber

He is a cucumber because he is friends with gonzalo del rio

by Yolais yurger May 8, 2021

cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

cucumber loves me

by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021

Cucumbers

Some people eat them.....others shove them up their asses

Dave: DUDE cucumbers are SOOOOOOO yummy
Jeremy: YEAH MAN! especially after you've cuCUMMED all over them HAHAHAH
Dave:.................No..........

by LearnyourABC'S February 15, 2024