Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

kentucky tuesday cutecumber

when a female inserts a cutecumber into her cooch. but first it must be covered in salad dressing and left inside for atleast 7 hours. these are preferably done on tuesdays. origonated in india as the pickled cave. later changed to the kentucky tuesday cutecumber.

guy one: whats that in your pants? its wednesday.

girl: oops.

guy two: oops.

kentucky tuesday cutecumber

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

Cucumber

No

"I have a large cucumber"

by Ihavequitealargecucumber November 12, 2013

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Jewish cucumber

When a male Fucks a Female up the ass and the girl shits in the boys mouth, proceeding the boy eats out the girl, then they fuck. :

Wow! Great Jewish Cucumber last night!

by Lynn Johnston May 14, 2008

Cucumber

A Mediocre Substitute for a Penis or Dildo

Cashier: Would you like one that's short but has lots of girth or one with length but no girth?
Slut: One Cucumber long and thick.

by TerBearDonCare May 22, 2015

cucumbersexpirot

a cucumber that pirots have sex with!

1.arg matie did you have sex with your cucumber last night?
2.yes then I ate it!
1.so your a cucumbersexpirot?
2. yes yes I am.

by flarganator July 22, 2011