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friendzoned cockblocker

When someone has been hardcore friendzoned but cockblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. They especially cockblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush's pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they're more than a friend to their crush. Some friendzoned cockblockers may not even realize they're in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.
To your friend: yo that's the girl i'm into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it's weird.

Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.
by b00mb1tch September 20, 2016
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White Collar CockBlock

When your business partner or boss deliberately and maliciously prevents you from advancing your career or business, SOLELY out of spite.
Dana: Ugh, I am in a fight with my partner, she is going to FOR SURE White Collar CockBlock this next hire. Uch, we need the help so badly.

Milo: Damn B, that's why you cant do 50/50 joint ventures, Bruh.

Dana: Uch, Preach girl.
by Mike109999 August 15, 2022
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Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!
when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!
by the word master of words July 11, 2016
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Clockblock

When your online friends have a different timezone than you, so you can't chat with them.
I woke up in the morning to talk to my friend when I realized he was across the world from me, still sleeping. Dammit , I was clockblocked!
by SizzBacon April 20, 2018
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Clockblock

When you are cockblocked by long distance in a different time zone.

Essentially it ruins your chances of ever having a relationship with them.
Girl 1: listen, Stacy, she’s absolutely gorgeous and we’ve been talking for a while on social media.
Stacy: but she’s all the way in Germany, girl. Not worth it.
Girl 1: damn it, I know, I always get clockblocked.
by Datzabbadabbado July 24, 2018
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Cockyblockysnoppy

When niggas acting like gay hoes and they dick eating
Fuck you bitch ass nigga you ain’t even like that you not tuff you a internet nigga and you fanned out too and you mad dick eating nah for real you being mad cockyblockysnoppy right now bro on my momma
by Realestniggadkrose3000 February 15, 2023
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Cockblock

a cockblock is when one guy is trying to get some from a girl an there together an anohter guy comes in a aslways ruins it ; maybe on purpose maybe not it doesnt matter
Your being a cockblock im trying to get some.
by RJ FLeming July 4, 2005
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