Crooked

Something hood and ghetto. Often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. If you've ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the bass pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.

Person 1: Man, did you see that gangsta?

Person 2: Yeah, dude, he was real crooked.

by straight.up.g June 23, 2009

Crouse

the act of doing some sort of intercourse.

"I cant believe that J-Love just croused her."

"Are Chris and Jordan crousing upstairs?"

"You wanna crouse?"

by BrosephSmith December 1, 2009

Crooked Hillary

Any female who does not have the same beliefs as you. See Lyin' Ted

Dude, she believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! What a crooked hillary!

by Atwoodjer November 11, 2016

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

Choose lee

Very Skinny, boney- A term taken from Hindi word 'choose' which means something squeezed or sucked and 'lee' is for 'Bruce Lee' who was again a skinny guy.

checkout that choose lee over there

by Dijje December 26, 2009

crooked cunt

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012

cryosex

Sex in a freezer

A chunk of my ear froze and broke off during cryosex with my boyfriend.

by SunRae March 17, 2014