Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021

crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles

I just did a crippling poo

by Scrubface June 25, 2017

Nipple cripple

The act of twisting or pinching a male's nipple until his nipple becomes a dark shade of purple.

I was sleeping when My friend Mike shouted "Nipple cripple" and took ahold of my nipple and twisted it until it became a dark shade of purple.

by dudeguy4life February 20, 2017

Cripple

Someone who is wheelchair bound or can't walk properly

Did you see that old cripple down the road?

by Crippily Crepe January 22, 2021

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009

crippling depression

danica stansell

man that danica is the definition of crippling depression

by derpguy56 January 8, 2018

Cripple-A

A game defined as tripple or more A´s where the quality of life or user experience was hurt by to many features or unnecessary Cinematics.

"bro did you try out Skull and bones"

"yeah, that was some Cripple-A shit"

by Skyhighchicken September 8, 2025