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cRIPPLE

A lightcoiner / Crypto noob who is trying to fomo into buying RIPPLE at it's all time high.
"Hey bro do you know where I can buy ripple with credit card or paypal?!"

"Bro do you think I should sell my LTC for Ripple?!"

Oh my God these cRIPPLES are tryna get REKT

RIP

yo bigup satoshi
by synaesthetic April 23, 2018
mugGet the cRIPPLEmug.

You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple

And neither are parents or women or Christians. You don't have the right to do this to me and I'm going to kill your kids if I don't get paid and the people orchestrating this aren't punished. I'm not letting you waste 10 years of my life and I don't have to do anything other than what I'm doing right now to MAKE you do it. Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll now need to sign an affidavit with a full admission of guilt. One for fucking that retard and the other for harassment and reading my emails. Randall James Bowker (Who showed up at the Kwik Trip after I posted his full name HERE where ever HERE is) must now sign an affidavit confirming that what his explicit knowledge that what is happening to me now is the same thing they started in 2008 while wr worked together at Wendy's and that it began not after I ✌️✊️✌️✊️threatened✌️✊️✌️✊️ his kid but after Jeremy Horn began working there. Both conditions need to be met.
Hym "You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple. I'm not the one being unreasonable here and the second I decide to be unreasonable someone loses their kid forever. I'm the one who has an infection eating away at his brain. You need to hurry the fuck up and stop trying to make whatever point you're trying to me. It isn't ever going to matter to me. I am not going to share your values. Ever. So fuck you Elon. You're a fucking cripple. Fuck Noah. Also a cripple. Fuck Randy. If you rape his daughter I will surrender immediately. And fuck the rest of you."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
mugGet the You're not getting an apology you fucking cripplemug.

Crippled Cody

Receding to someone who makes a stupid mistake, says something dumb, or doesn't think something through.
Tyler- "Isn't the Sun a planet?"
Jill- "Oh my gosh Tyler, you didn't just say that."
Tyler- "what?"
Jill- "Nothing you're just being a total Crippled Cody."
by I'm Kinda Donkey September 18, 2021
mugGet the Crippled Codymug.

[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.
Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."
by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008
mugGet the [Cripple] [Football]mug.

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.
kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"
by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009
mugGet the shift cripplemug.

Cripple-A

A game defined as tripple or more A´s where the quality of life or user experience was hurt by to many features or unnecessary Cinematics.
"bro did you try out Skull and bones"

"yeah, that was some Cripple-A shit"
by Skyhighchicken September 8, 2025
mugGet the Cripple-Amug.

crippled

crippled means that athena constantly has something hurting: "My knees have been so painful lately like I cant even go from squatting to standing without help"
by yeetus.feetus February 7, 2022
mugGet the crippledmug.

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