[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."

by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008

Crippled Nanny

When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs

Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???

Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny

by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018

cRIPPLE

A lightcoiner / Crypto noob who is trying to fomo into buying RIPPLE at it's all time high.

"Hey bro do you know where I can buy ripple with credit card or paypal?!"

"Bro do you think I should sell my LTC for Ripple?!"

Oh my God these cRIPPLES are tryna get REKT

RIP

yo bigup satoshi

by synaesthetic April 23, 2018

You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple

And neither are parents or women or Christians. You don't have the right to do this to me and I'm going to kill your kids if I don't get paid and the people orchestrating this aren't punished. I'm not letting you waste 10 years of my life and I don't have to do anything other than what I'm doing right now to MAKE you do it. Kendra McKeefry and Noah Kroll now need to sign an affidavit with a full admission of guilt. One for fucking that retard and the other for harassment and reading my emails. Randall James Bowker (Who showed up at the Kwik Trip after I posted his full name HERE where ever HERE is) must now sign an affidavit confirming that what his explicit knowledge that what is happening to me now is the same thing they started in 2008 while wr worked together at Wendy's and that it began not after I ✌️✊️✌️✊️threatened✌️✊️✌️✊️ his kid but after Jeremy Horn began working there. Both conditions need to be met.

Hym "You're not getting an apology you fucking cripple. I'm not the one being unreasonable here and the second I decide to be unreasonable someone loses their kid forever. I'm the one who has an infection eating away at his brain. You need to hurry the fuck up and stop trying to make whatever point you're trying to me. It isn't ever going to matter to me. I am not going to share your values. Ever. So fuck you Elon. You're a fucking cripple. Fuck Noah. Also a cripple. Fuck Randy. If you rape his daughter I will surrender immediately. And fuck the rest of you."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2025

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

Crippled Laugh

When someone laughs so hard they start making hella weird noises like they're not OK.

Person 1: *having a crippled laugh*
Person 2: Do you need lung ventilation?

by A Really Normal Person April 18, 2023

Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017