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Chimp it Down

Rephrasing a statement such that the concepts contained in the statement are simple enough for a being of lesser intelligence (ex. chimp or vb programmer) to understand.
Let me chimp it down for you - when I said we need to make the interface more intuitive, I meant "you need to learn HTML and fix that hideous piece of junk".
by Maxwell Power January 11, 2006
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Nut cramp

Having a terrible pain in or around the scrotum, often due to over/under usage.
Im not sure what happened last night but I have a huge nut cramp.
by CMKeating October 23, 2008
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Crisp

"She is so crisp!"
"That test was crisp"
"I had a crisp night"
"Your hair's looking crisp today"
"I'm feeling pretty crisp at the moment"

Boy: "How are you?"

Girl: "Crisp. You?"

Boy: "Same."
by Javbobo September 22, 2011
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Crime

A breaking of the law in any way, shape, or form.

Can be determined by the following formula:

(Education + Wealth + Number of Jobs + Number of Businesses) / Sucess

Is as proportional to race as George W. Bush is to intelligence.
Bernie Mac on Crime in the movie "Head of State":

"There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna whup your ass."
by BlackTokyo May 4, 2009
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Hoover crip

Any member of the Hoover street gangs that has maintained its affiliation with the Crips street gang.
Hoovers..got their name from the streets in los angeles where they originated and before an alliance with Raymond Washingtons Avenues Crip they were known as Hoover Groovers..during the late 80s Hoovers had spread from L.A. to the east coast of the U.S as far north as MA, and as far south as FL. after 1995 most Hoover Gangs referred to themselves as Hoover Criminals due to disputes with ECC and the Rollin 60's neighborhood crip gangs...there are very few Hoover gangs claiming Crip, The Hoovers predominately wear the color Orange However those claiming crip integrate blue...Hoovers have nothing to do with Larry Hoover from Chicago, however they have been known to ally with local gangs of all backgrounds IE:18st, IGC, and so on....
Q: who you ride 4?

A: 52 Hoover Crip, Ima keep gr52vin till tha world stop m52vin!
by Hoover Tek September 8, 2010
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porcelain hate crime

1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.

2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.
by ~6.48 January 3, 2009
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Pepermint Crisp

crispy semen left on the skin or clothing after sex
"i found a huge pepermint crisp on my pants last night"
by dickt8r June 12, 2009
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