Pussy Cricket

A disgusting creature that lies dormant in the cavities of sexually inactive vaginas. Known in some countries as the ravenous whistleblower, a pussycricket can usually be heard in the dead of night and early hours of morn. These beasts have been known to be tameable, but no evidence for any recommended methods exist. For more information, please contact your local library. Books include "My Punani Sounds Funny" and "Listen, Girl, That Thang Whistlin".

Damn shawty, dat ting whistlin'! You must have pussy crickets

by The Cricket Master February 13, 2022

Crumb Cricket

The slur (derogatory term) that targets small children or those with below average height.

"The neighbors f*cken crumb cricket was chirping his a*s off last night and I couldn't get any sleep."

by Pelpy March 24, 2022

Automotion Cricket

A female version of a Mud Cricket but only dates guys for their vehicles during Automotion season.

Bro, have you heard that Sierra is a Automotion Cricket

by Sharpie2021 July 10, 2022

Mardi Gras Cricketer

A cricket player from the south who is happy winning or losing due to good relations with fellow team mates. This is a common statement made to opposition players to distract them while playing as it has a homosexual connotation.

The way he plays is like a Mardi Gras Cricketer. Like a South Perth Mardi Gras.

by Brice Noter May 1, 2007

Chipper then a cricket

An old Yankee term used in New England for "very well". Often shortened to "Chipper'n a cricket".

She's as chipper then a cricket today.

by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017

bump that cricket

To take a strong pulsing hit off of anything smokeable

Yo Doobie you wanna' bump that cricket?

by SSJ4GOGETA October 29, 2020

Jon boat cricket

A cute white trash girl that likes to fish and enjoys guys with small boats

That girl Kim is a real Jon boat cricket

by Jboatn July 17, 2022