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slam crew

A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012
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Fuck the crew

When one person ruins something for everyone.

When the captain fucks his crew mates over.
John "did you hear what Mark did last night?"

Mitch: " Yah he called the cops on us last night"

John "Yah, he certainly likes to fuck the crew."
by TheCaptainiscalling April 20, 2012
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Jaeger Crew

1) A bunch of guys and/or girls who are generally considered to be losers and not a lot of fun.

2) Undesireables.

(The term 'jaeger crew' is derived from the drama Entourage.' In one episode Vince and his gang are mocked by Seth Green (portrayed as a loser) as the 'we don't drink jaeger crew.' Therefore, as Vince, Drama, E and Turtle are heroes, a real loser, following logic, is anyone who DOES drink jaeger).
God, why do we have to hang out with this jaeger crew?

Man, that dickhead is such a twat - a complete jaeger.
by padmesiter May 18, 2009
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BJ Crew

A large group of teenagers that consists of all male wanna-be "punks" that are extremely desperate for female attention. They generally fail at life and sometimes resort to giving each other blowjobs.
*Ten young men are walking beside each other in a shopping mall*
Me: *points at them* Look at that BJ crew!
Friend: Haha what fags!
by alex moe September 18, 2008
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colston crew

One of Britains most prolific and vicious ever gangs. Based in Newton Abbot with conections all over the UK.
jim: I got bashed by the colston crew
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crew scheduler

A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.
The crew scheduler made sure that there was a full crew to work the flight to Kalamazoo.
by Corlyann February 7, 2006
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xander crews

Killface's nemesis in the Adult Swim cartoon Frisky Dingo.

Also Awesome X and Barnabee Jones' alter ego
Xander Crews: My penis fills an entire tall boy!
by All that is May 19, 2007
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