Weight-Watchers Crap

A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.

Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?

by vbartilucci November 5, 2010

knick knack paddy crap

The endless amount of candle holders, doilies, figurines and other useless curios that people acquire and display in their homes covering every spare inch.

I will never move again - we've been unpacking knick knack paddy crap for a week!

by brorobo August 26, 2013

have a crap

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels

Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.

by summergal March 29, 2015

Leo von Caprivi

The reichschancellor of the German empire from 1890 to 1894, a General and prolific statesman. He negotiated the caprivi strip in Namibia, then German south west Africa to give the colony access to the Zambezi river.

Leo von Caprivi had a very nice Moustache and Beard

by Reichschancellor William April 11, 2021

Crap Stacking

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.

"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

crap

when used to describe sickness;feeling sick

"Oh, man, I feel like crap!"

by Micheal_S October 5, 2005

crap flap

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter

wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps

by sQuick June 25, 2003