cratest

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His is the best cratest

by The_Cratest June 22, 2021

Crafted

Hot artist 😳

Crafted is so pretty and hot

by Crafted irl May 21, 2021

Crate

Cratefallen must be falling down a crate staircase instead of getting kicked down a real one by your older brother the way you did as a kid, thinking you will get a reputation you never got as a kid by doing so.

The dork thought falling down a crate staircase would impress a few people around or make them laugh, but it wasn't long before they realized she wasn't really funny or impressive to be around, she just wanted someone's attention besides her own.

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021

Crate

A crate is kind of like a tin pail, there's not a whole lot interesting about it.

The dork thought that everybody did everything they did in life for a reputation, because she didn't get why they might really do what they were doing. So she stacked a bunch of crates into a staircase and fell down hoping a few people would notice. Yay, how exciting and colorful is she to take to parties!

by The Original Agahnim August 26, 2021

Crated

To get fired, to completely fail, to get kicked out, or to get ejected from an event. Goes back to “clearing out your desk” phrase managers would say in the 80’s cubicle farms, where the fired employee would be given a milk crate to empty out their office deck stuff into, and be escorted out by a security guard from the job, taking only their office desk stuff in a milk crate with them.

Heard that Jax got crated last night! OMG no not crated from the party 😟.

by Crated September 29, 2021

Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest engine oil on the planet. Whether it’s summer or winter, pop that hood and drop some spicy Caltex Engine oil and watch that car go boom 💥

Ahmed: Hey man, my car needs oil what should I do?

Yasser: Man, are you stupid? Ofcourse use Caltex Havoline! Stop asking stupid questions!

by AmroRamy November 22, 2021

Caltex Havoline

Literally the coolest and most awesome engine oil brand ever! You want speed? You want power? You want a car that looks cool and drives even cooler? Get you some Caltex Havoline engine oil and let you your car be happy for once!

Ahmed: Hey man, I think my car needs oil changing? What should I do?
Ali: Hey Ahmed, why do you ask stupid questions? Ofcourse you should choose Caltex Havoline man! That stuff will take your car to the next level! Stop asking stupid questions my man!

by The Real DJ November 23, 2021