Douche Cake

A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.

Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"

by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009

Cakehorn

A tool used to shove a large amount of cake into ones mouth, similar to that of a shoe horn.

E-Rock uses a cakehorn with each meal to get a large amount of cake into his vacuumous mouth.

by shuutech March 15, 2014

German Knuckle Cake

Fisting with a vengance. Giving the anal blitzkrieg.

Chris loves to get a German Knuckle Cake for his birthday!

by Big_Daddy_Shame_Train April 19, 2006

Carrot Cake

Carrot Cake can be used as a substitute word for the word sex so people don't know what your talking about.

OMG you've had carrot cake before!!

When was the last time you had carrot cake?

by CarrotCake08 September 22, 2011

Slut cake

Slut cakes is a term used to describe a female that looks very sexy and delicious. One who you would want to lick her all over because she looks tasty like a cake of your favorite flavor.

Alexis looked so hot today, gosh she is a lil slut cake.

by carbinebbq July 22, 2006

cakeology

the art of cakes.

hand-made customised cakes for any occasion, that are creative and artistic

founded by cakeology ltd

'what are you studying at uni???'
'cakeology!!!'

by cakeology ltd January 26, 2011

cake by the lake

When you live in Michigan or Minnesota, it's having sex by the lake.

One time in Michigan... I had cake by the lake.

by The Michiganders June 16, 2016