Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.
Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"
Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."
Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."
by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022
Get the Covid Dickmug. A girl or woman who is generally very pretty but has an unattractive mouth or smile which a COVID mask hides.
James – “Did you see that girl that just passed by?”
Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”
James – “What?”
Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
Richard – “Yes, she is in my Math class. But she is just COVID pretty.”
James – “What?”
Richard – “Dude, you should see her without that mask. Bad teeth!”
by Apeortdz November 25, 2020
Get the COVID prettymug. Covid-19's little brother
by Squid_salad April 6, 2021
Get the COVID-18mug. When Covid-19 and its variants from different countries are planning a Xmas gathering at some undisclosed location in China to update each other of their successes and setbacks they have so far experienced in their war against vaccines, WHO-approved or not; and how they could strategize or disguise themselves to prolong their earthly stay as long as possible before the next pandemic visits the planet.
At the Covid-25 meeting, all variants agree that in order to outwit and outlive the vaccines, they would need to continually evolve and mutate in order to creatively fool them, if their plan to have the WHO declare the Omega variant as a variant of concern were to be fulfilled.
by Covido December 5, 2021
Get the Covid-25mug. by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
Get the Covid-in-Chiefmug. Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.
by newyy1 June 8, 2020
Get the The Covid 15mug. A plan that turns into a complete hot mess & confusing situation due to guidelines and rules because of Coronavirus or Covid-19.
I just wanted to throw Debbie a nice surprise birthday party, but we’re only allowed 10 people, we have stay six feet apart and we have to wear masks! It’s a complete covid cluster!
by Tluv777 August 31, 2020
Get the covid clustermug.