Phil Cochrane

"Phil Cochrane" is derived from the root name for the ancient chinese warrior: Ching Chang Chung. Any individual with this name will possess astonishing cat-like reflexes and ninja skills. Beware of frequent flatulents and offensive olfactory smells.

Phil Cochrane has ninja skills.

by Lad Albrichson February 9, 2005

cochonne

pig (in french), used as a way to describe dirty minded escorts in France or Canada

elle est tres jeune et cochonne pour votre plaisir. she is very young and piggy for your pleasure

by k. jacobs May 15, 2008

Cochese Jackson

close minded asshole who doesn't know shit about france and still talks mad shit about it.

Get out more and maybe you'll see that you don't know what the hell you're talking about!

by SHUTTHEHELLUP August 2, 2003

Coaching

When a man well above legal age hangs out with multiple under-age girls at the same time.

"I can't come to the bar because I'm coaching tonight."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

Coach McGurk

1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave

"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"

"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."

by Natepalm June 19, 2006

Coach

Designer handbags for girls and young women before they graduate to more expensive and luxurious brands such as Louis Vuitton, Prada, Burberry, or Gucci. Usually found in more upscale malls and falls into the mid range category between cheap and expensive.

Lisa: Hey nice Coach bag, is it new?
Jenn: Yeah I'd figure it'd last me until I graduate from college
Lisa: Girl, I hear ya

Seth: Dude she's like 35 and still has a Coach handbag!

by window shopper November 5, 2009

coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.

One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I

by mr hankie June 17, 2006