single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

by Complex Human April 13, 2009

The Reality Complex

"The Reality Complex" is an elicitation of the mind when one realizes modernity and adaptation to any inhabitance or condition is why they follow current society. The population whom are affected by this may cause havoc and malfeasance, such as homicide whenever contradicted with on whether they like of their interests.
A commonplace synonym to, "The Reality Complex" can be as anything basic as a cognitive infection. People may gain symptoms such as mental deficiency, confusion between homophone spellings, as well as meaningless pictures of food and wine on Instagram.

Person A.) I'm going to Trickshot and Hashtag the whole world until it's a pestering epidemic!

Person B.) O', "The Reality Complex", why do you still bear to exist?

Person C.) whats worse is that were portions of text youre a ideit.

Person B.) What's worse is your carcinogen-producing grammar.

by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014

big DICK complex

big dick complex is when a man lacks big dick energy and tries to compensate by acting as a big dick instead

"he's such a jerk"
"he has a big dick complex"

by Solandito March 1, 2021

Do-Gooder Complex

A person who bases all their actions and morals on what society deems good or socially just.

Girl: “I wear my mask every time I go out and yell at people who don’t have one I’m just doing my part to be a good person”

Guy: “you have such a Do-Gooder complex”

by Dilf May 13, 2021

Roslyn Complex

When a person does something or finishes something that they don't want to do, because they are never going to have the chance to do it again.

I had already sucked five dicks today and I was feeling gross, but I knew that I never would be this close to ten again, so I sucked five more, total Roslyn Complex.

by Dick Wet Worldwide October 23, 2010

Oedipus Complex

The subconcious urge that young males have to penetrate both their parents; one with a sword, the other with one's penis.

Sigmund Freud had some fucked up ideas.

Sigmund Freud just made the Oedipus Complex to justify his own sick desire to do his mom and off his dad.

by Fernando Martinez August 17, 2006

turing-complete

A programming language or programmable device that has the computational power equivalent to a Turing Machine.
A programmable device or programming language that is turing-complete can perform any calculation that any other programmable device or programming language is able to.

Nerd1: Leeroy is such a moron.
Nerd2: Yeah, hes not even turing-complete.
Both: Hehehe *snort*

by vaxt February 1, 2006