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commando banana

when a curved erection peeks out of his speedos
he's sporting quite the commando banana in those swim trunks.
by bob spawn July 7, 2016
mugGet the commando bananamug.

ki-commando

Lets go and grab some ki-commando from Kikoni
by MC2M April 20, 2018
mugGet the ki-commandomug.

Commando Shield

When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.

A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.
by Lindylvr April 17, 2020
mugGet the Commando Shieldmug.

valleys commando

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping
Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.
by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013
mugGet the valleys commandomug.

Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.
Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.
by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015
mugGet the Jagged Commandomug.

Top-Commando

When a woman doesn't wear a bra, so she just has on a shirt.
Omg i can see her nips, she def went Top-Commando
by I <3 Dreadheads April 17, 2024
mugGet the Top-Commandomug.

commando tits

when someone with breasts wears something without a bra
"dude i always go commando tits for hookups"
by pussyenjoyer December 19, 2022
mugGet the commando titsmug.

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