Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it

I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!

by Dark star August 20, 2023

Columbus

A shitty place to live

dude: Where do you live?

me: Columbus, OH

dude: RIP

by Trash Ketchum August 29, 2021

Jonah Columbus Boyd

Interesting person. Isn't very cool

Jonah Columbus Boyd is just Jonah

by lani4127 November 27, 2021

Columbus

Some dude who fucked a manatee because it looked hot enough for him to fuck

Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment.

Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.

by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021

Columbus

Some dude who fucked a walrus and got stds from it.

Person 1: My son just pulled a Columbus.

Person 2: Lol not my child bye

by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 5, 2021

Columbus

A disgusting, genocidal piece of shit who is falsely accredited with discovering North America. Actually, Leif Erikson did in 1000 A.D. (if you don't believe me then do a simple google search)

Person 1: Why would they remove Columbus Day!? He discovered North America!

Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.

by sirbalin August 30, 2021

Columbus and Washington

History

Analog TV is Columbus and Washington. Digital is now the way to go.

by Milt Alwin June 30, 2009