I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!
by Dark star August 20, 2023
Get the Christopher Columbus mug.The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.
This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
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by Trash Ketchum August 29, 2021
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Get the Columbus mug.A city in Ohio with a hyperactive towing crew just lying in wait so they can snatch up your car the moment you break down and impound it so you have to spend extra time retrieving it even though you were just passing through and stopped briefly but now you're stuck for three days and not only need to pay to get your car back from the thieves who are the town, but need to also have your car repaired afterwards.
by The Wild Weston March 18, 2023
Get the Columbus mug.A disgusting, genocidal piece of shit who is falsely accredited with discovering North America. Actually, Leif Erikson did in 1000 A.D. (if you don't believe me then do a simple google search)
Person 1: Why would they remove Columbus Day!? He discovered North America!
Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.
Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.
by sirbalin August 30, 2021
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