Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.

“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.

by Corncakes December 3, 2023

Columbus Coded

A man (likely white) that is excited to have intercourse with a virgin. AKA "Discovering new land"

Matt: "Aye my girl is a virgin. I ain't neva been with one before!"
Damian: " You Columbus Coded. LMFAO"

by Atomic54 December 7, 2023

Christopher Columbus

When you take a shit and leave it for the next person to discover it

I had to poop so bad in the Waffle House. When I walked in there was a Christopher Columbus starring at me!

by Dark star August 20, 2023

Columbus Christening

Originally from Columbus, Ohio, this act involves dumping a concoction of BBQ sauce and semen (preferably human) onto someone's head, simulating a Baptism.

"My girl wanted to feel like a born-again Christian, so I gave her the ol' Columbus Christening."

by akaRakxm September 28, 2023

Jonah Columbus Boyd

Jonah is a very interesting person. He tries to get the ladies but only gets the men

Jonah Columbus Boyd is an interesting person

by lani4127 November 27, 2021

Jonah Columbus Boyd

Interesting person. Isn't very cool

Jonah Columbus Boyd is just Jonah

by lani4127 November 27, 2021

Christina Columbus

Female equivalent to Christopher Columbus. People who "create" new ideas and claim them as their own even though they belong to other cultures.

"Hey did you hear about that girl who made spa water? What's next Christina Columbus? Corn Salad?"

by Ga1laxy August 1, 2022