Columbus

A disgusting, genocidal piece of shit who is falsely accredited with discovering North America. Actually, Leif Erikson did in 1000 A.D. (if you don't believe me then do a simple google search)
Person 1: Why would they remove Columbus Day!? He discovered North America!

Person 2: He actually didn't, and he also enslaved the natives where he first landed.
by sirbalin August 30, 2021
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Columbus

Some dude who fucked a manatee because it looked hot enough for him to fuck
Person 1: my own son just fucked a manatee. Man I’m a disappointment.

Person 2: lol not my child not my problem. Your kid just pulled a Columbus.
by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 05, 2021
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Columbus

Some dude who fucked a walrus and got stds from it.
Person 1: My son just pulled a Columbus.

Person 2: Lol not my child bye
by Brittany-Anne Jeanne Baptiste September 05, 2021
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Columbus

Columbus: the European module of the International Space Station (ISS).

Columbus: elder brother of Bartolomeo. Bartolomeo is a facility outside the ISS Columbus module.
The biological experiment will be hosted inside the ISS Columbus module.
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Columbus

¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.

² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.

³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."

² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
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Columbus

¹ The last name of Spanish explorer Christopher Columbus who was searching for India and found an entirely new continent instead.

² A relatively large city in the U.S state of Ohio.

³ A city ALSO in the U.S but in Georgia this time.
¹ "Columbus was such a bitch, he didn't even discover the United States."

² & ³ "Man I hate being in Columbus"
by yogha November 20, 2023
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Columbus and Washington

Analog TV is Columbus and Washington. Digital is now the way to go.
by Milt Alwin July 01, 2009
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