Ridley College

Prep school in St. Catharines Canada. Best all around school coed, kill any other school in sports. All the other prep schools in Canada are jealous and wish they went here. All the boys are chill af and pull the hottest girls around. The girls are the best in the region but are behind Toronto girls.

UCC ; He goes to Ridley College? Dam he must be so cool

by MNO18 May 23, 2017

Gettysburg College

Small liberal arts school in the south central pa, about an hour and a half from washington or baltimore. Gettysburg's academic programs can be either very challenging or very easy. For example, the typical gettysburg management major ( the schools watered down version of business) can go out 7 nights a week and still manage to get As and Bs. Meanwhile, students with majors within the science department are rarely seen out on days other than friday or saturday due to very demanding coursework and slightly biased liberal arts core requirements. Also, Gettysburg College has a huge emphasis on Greek Life. Almost all upperclassmen are somehow involved, which is advantageous because theres not much else to do during the weekend otherwise. Meanwhile, the school waters down the percent of greek students to incoming students, not mentioning that freshman arent allowed to rush. so thats about 600-700 kids that arent in greek life because they arent allowed to be. The majority of Gettysburg students are white upper-middle to upper class students. Don't be surprised to see a lot of pastels, popped collars, lilly pulitzer, and loafers on both men and women. Also, most students are conservative; however, the presence of liberals on this campus has been growing in the past years. Overall, Gettysburg is an Ok place to go. Most importantly a degree from Gettysburg looks great regardless of who you are. Just expect to fit the image

Typical Gettysburg College Conversation

Lacrosse Player IV: hey whats open tonight?

Abbreviated Last Name III: i hear ato, tke, sae, and fiji. ato opens after their mixer with chio and sae opens after its mixer with dg.

Lacrosse Player IV: SICK!

by hdibs May 21, 2007

College

The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.

"Better wash your balls and brace for unexpected blowjobs because we're going to college!"

by ThisIsTheReality March 18, 2014

College Library

A library at the University of Wisconsin, Madison. Located at 600 N. Park St. College (also known as Helen C White) is the most popular library on campus, and during exams it can be impossible to find a desk. It harbors a social academic studying attitude. College is most familiar with students pulling all-nighters. Given its 24 hour status, and late nite coffee, College is a procrastinators dream and savior. But those that make it to the morning are greeted by a sweet sunrise over lake Monona, and a long day.

James: "I had sex in the library!"

Alex: "At College Library?"

James: "No. That'd be stupid dude. Where would I have done it? At Memorial, in the stacks"

by MJE November 27, 2007

College Resume Whore

This is a term for a kid in high school who will do pretty much any charitable act or good deed just so it appears on his or her resume and may boost his or her chances of getting into the college of their choice. The college of their choice is usually Ivy League and the typical College Resume Whore is someone who's mother still packs their lunches and who says they can be anything they want to be - as long as they get into a top school.
To be a true College Resume Whore (or CRW) the person must be doing the volunteering and good deeds for the sole purpose of loading up their resumes so that colleges will think they are a Saint and accept them. If someone is volunteering just because they enjoy volunteering they are not CRWs, they are a classic nerd or just a genuinely good person.

College Resume Whore: YES! I've been accepted to MIT, I guess volunteering all those hours slopping food onto old people's plates at the retirement home was worth it to seal this deal!

Volunteer recruiter: OK, so this volunteer work requires you to wipe all the brown stains that the washing machines won't take out of these kid's underwear. Once you've done that you can read them stories until their parent's pick them up from daycare. The parent's should be arriving in five hours, I hope you like Dr. Seus!

College Resume Whore: Shiiit, this better get me into that Ivy League school! I will not take going to a state school, Ivy League school's just sound better, I must go there at all costs!!!

by Boston Glitch Pigeon July 16, 2009

Colby College

Elite liberal arts college located deep in the woods of Maine. Most students are described by the acronym "LUG" - Liberal Until Graduation. Excellent supplier of employees for Wall Street. Student body tends to be white, wealthy, intelligent, and friendly.

"I'm smart but I also want to have fun. I'm going to Colby College, because Bowdoin girls are ugly and at Bates they smoke crack."

by Cracker2000 August 23, 2004

Pierce College

The only college campus on the west coast suffering from an emergency lack of indie kids.

Washington State students: Oh, how we love listening to bands you've never heard of! Let's go to the opening of Where the Wild Things Are!

Pierce College student: Wearing my pants below my butt is even cooler now than it was when I was a sophomore in high school! Imma keep listening to my homegirl, Beyonce, while I check my MySpace comments.

by kaylumpia November 29, 2009