shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

Cockstock

(1) When you ask your friend if she knows of a gentleman friend of hers whom may be down to “bang”. She’s taking cockstock for you.

(2) When go back through your old texts, Tinder matches, and DM’s trying to find someone down for a late night smash & dash sesh.

“Hey Becky, can you take cockstock for me? I need to get laid, and all of my matches on Tinder suck.”

Carol said to Becky, “I’m tired of Chet and Bret, but they’re dtf, so you can add them to your cockstock stash.”

by Kfbetch July 22, 2018

Allen the Cocksucker

Kid from Albuquerque who enjoyed licking boners.

Allen, no, please do not slobber on my winky.

-Allen the Cocksucker

by jokerman15 January 1, 2012

Bull Cocksucker

someone who drinks redbull alot. and doesnt like to be made fun of for it.

T- Once again, your drinking redbull.
J- WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME, A DANG BULL COCKSUCKER?
T- NO SIR.

by dude lebowski May 30, 2009

Cocksuckervirus

A very contagious and dangerous type of virus capable of killing people who like sucking cocks.

All cocksuckers should be careful about this Cocksuckervirus. It's reported to be lethal. And it's spreading the world.

by Murdoc Kylburne August 17, 2017

Cock Struck

Cock struck is we’re you’re spouce is completely unable to speak after sex or is completely silent drooling.

Dude I think my girlfriend is cock struck

by Eyesofnull December 24, 2022

Cocksuckety

-adjective

1. Any source of annoyance or irritation.

Fuck these cocksuckety ads that pop up in my Youtube videos!

by Russell Moobs March 30, 2010