Friend: Hey, can I borrow a sock?
The Douchbag: Ya, but not that long black one-that's my cock sock!
The Douchbag: Ya, but not that long black one-that's my cock sock!
by Chubbyfatloser October 9, 2008
Get the Cock Sock mug.A Cool Cock Sock is a solo sex move. Performing it only requires 3 simple steps.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
Person 1: "Dude, I jerked off 3 times in a row last night watching lesbian porn."
Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"
Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"
Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
by CMKTBH April 28, 2010
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the warm inner workings of the female rectum closed tightly around your rock-hard throbbing member. May also be used in the male on male connotation.
by mike hunt665485 December 3, 2010
Get the Cock Sock mug.1. A person who performs fellatio.
2. An insult which defines the insulter as a person with a very negative attitude toward sexual behaviour, esp. american.
2. An insult which defines the insulter as a person with a very negative attitude toward sexual behaviour, esp. american.
1. (S)He licked and sucked the guy's cock until he nearly fainted with pleasure.
2. He was raised in the bible belt, having the far-righteous christian belief that any sexual act other than the missionary position is not only his business, but wrong, and so, when confronted by a person he didn't like, called them a cocksucker.
2. He was raised in the bible belt, having the far-righteous christian belief that any sexual act other than the missionary position is not only his business, but wrong, and so, when confronted by a person he didn't like, called them a cocksucker.
by edjog October 7, 2005
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You assumed right about me, I'm a cocksucker. I'm a fuckin faggot, I'm just not a people person, so I don't include myself in any organized group of fellow faggots like me, and I don't include them with me.
by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021
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Get the Cocksucker Cramp mug.A person, normally named Chris, who likes to ride another man's cock, sort of how a jocky rides his horse.
by Dr. Vontinkleberry October 29, 2003
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