Clusterfuck

When more than two people of the same or different sex sleep beside eachother. Close enough to touch and cuddle but not engage in sexual activity, providing comfort and warmth for all involved.

Three femals, two males clusterfuck at their afterprom in a queen size bed. Their clusterfuck allowes them all to fit on the bed and sleep throughout the night with warmth and comfort.

by ksolt92 June 6, 2011

clusterfuck

throwing a fistfull of rocks at someone, with a malice intention. generally screamed before you throw the rocks, but can also be used in the past to indicated that they have had rocks thrown at them.

Dan, stop clusterfucking Hazen.
Damn i got majorly clusterfucked today.

by the pink chicken January 22, 2006

clusterfuck

Defined as the act of violent sexual congress, in which marauding soldiers in the latter days of the Roman Empire would pillage Convents and stab Nuns several times,then each soldier would 'fuck' the wound. This gives the impression of a group of men 'clustered' around a person, hence the name.

none needed!!

by donny December 14, 2006

Clusterfuck

Math problems that technically are only one problem, but have multiple steps that take extra work, usually pissing one off

Guy 1- "Hey, what was the math homework last night?"
Guy 2- "Page 324, Questions 1-3, they were all clusterfucks though."
Guy 1- "oh shit"

by ARSECAEKSZLOL June 2, 2008

clusterfuck

a word created by dane cook. meaning extremely fucked up. similar to FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Reason).

Cindy: man our school's really fucked up. everyone does crack
Takashi: i no. its just one big huge clusterfuck

by paulie bleeker June 10, 2008

clusterfuck!

An exclamation proclaimed by Emily in a rather un-nerving pas de duex class at Burklyn '04. Robin and Kate helped to bring the phrase to popularity, and it has held strongly.

After falling out of her arabesque press, Emily proclaimed, "Clusterfuck! Shit!" and then proceded to enter into another arabesque

by ShaniquaPop August 8, 2006

Clusterfuck

Military term now used by teenagers who like Dane Cook.

I was playing CoD and I was playing with a clusterfuck of n00bs

by BigAng November 14, 2009