clusterfuck

South Sudan, if you see the state of the country now, and how it even came to be.

South Sudan is a real clusterfuck, you know? Oy Vey, who let the Africans reproduce.

by orgyloverdoggystyle March 13, 2022

Clusterfucks

The general population of strangers and random people who like to ruin everything out of nowhere. The clusterfucks are so stupid that they always get into trouble that is their own faults. They are also most likely to interfere with your work in a bad way which can screw everything up.

Burger King Employee: Tries to make his own sandwich to bring home to eat when the store isn’t busy

Clusterfuck: Pulls up out of nowhere at the drive thru and makes a very big order

Burger King Employee: Has to put everything down just to take care of the moron who ruined his sandwich

America is full of clusterfucks!

by xxredeyexx January 1, 2025

Clusterfuck

Look up South-Sudan

South-Sudan is a clusterfuck

by TURLEMAN March 1, 2021

Clusterfuck

1) A situation where everything went wrong, and everything that couldn't did as well.
2) A situation where nobody knows what's going on.

1) The siege of Stalingrad was a clusterfuck.
2) just anything about the Holy Roman Empire

by Davoda1 November 7, 2020

Clusterfuck

Vulgar slang term used to refer to a situation which has been undertaken poorly and mishandled.

Boris Johnson's way of handling the pandemic has been one massive clusterfuck, and again he's contributed to the UK falling in shit tons of debt due to having to borrow money from other countries to give benefits to those on furlough. This wouldn't have happened if he had enforced a strict lockdown like New Zealand. New Zealand has made it out the worst of the pandemic with a low covid death toll and stable economic welfare! Funny that innit?!

by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022

Clusterfuck

When a local COVID-19 outbreak occurs sending you into lockdown. Particularly in a week leading up to a long weekend.

Damn, it’s a long weekend and there’s just been another local Covid-19 outbreak, and the govt is throwing us into lockdown again to prevent the cluster from growing...

“You’ve been clusterfucked”

by Rayray_971 June 2, 2021

Clusterfuck

A situation that is unpreventable.

All your obnoxious family members came to your house, this was a real clusterfuck.

by j-money66 May 15, 2011