couchlocked

Pats tense. see couchlock

Man we were couchlocked for hours after the smoke session.

by Skinny_ninja April 20, 2005

couch commando

An individual(mostly males)who takes the television remote control and won't let anyone change the channel or take it from them. These words were originally heard in "Clueless", in which Cher calls Josh a "couch commando".

"Quit being a couch commando, I want to watch Cops"

"Can you change the channel? Why not? Well if you would stop being such a couch commando I wouldn't have to keep asking."

by SocialWorkerBob May 11, 2006

fanny like a burst couch

this is another name for a bucket fanny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. A woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! Having sex with this woman would be like putting a cocktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)

Oh my god, ive just lost my face in a fanny like a burst couch! Slurp!, slurp!, slurp!....and the face has gone!!!

It came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife's fanny like a burst couch

by all big men want them, all small ones don't March 7, 2008

Couch Nigger

A person who lives on your couch for free. They don't pay Rent, Eat all your food, Take up all the time on your XBox and Smoke all your weed. They don't move all day, try to get a job or be productive at all.

A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.

As you walk from your bedroom to the kitchen, you see your friend who has been at your crib all weekend...

"Look at this Couch Nigger"

by Androponic May 21, 2010

couch gang

Couch Gang

A couch gang is a gang of trolls on facebook who go around invading live videos asking to buy or auction their couch

They also call the person the opposite gender to make them more pissed off

by TrollGang January 9, 2018

couchie cap

when you melt wax from a candle then pour it over and in a vagina to harden it shut

erinn was talkin shit so blake whipped out his candle and gave that bitch a couchie cap

by mc3yee December 29, 2010

Couch Locked

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.

Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"

by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008